New Independence Day Song (Call Center Version)

From Frank Cimatu's blog:

HANG BY YOUNG CORN PEEL LEE PEA NOSH
LOU PA INN NONE GIN TOTE BOO LACK LUCK
PUDGY BIG HANG SAY CAN YOUNG PAL ADD
NAG A LIE NONE GUN THAT THEE LOG.

AT SACK ANNE YOUNG YOU ME AT GUN DUH
THE YUAN EYE NAH HAIL LEE NAH
BYE YOUNG CORN BEE KNEE HUG CAR
NAH SAD LOCK SAY DEW SIGH.

EEW BONE MAN MAY LIE YOUNG LOU ME PAD
KUH LONG INN MOE AT OOOH ME EEH YUCK
BYE YOUNG PAW KEY YOUNG SACK DOLL THE LOG
HANG THEE MAG NAH SUNG MAKE-UP ALL PASS.

PEEL LEE PEA NOSH CONG MEAN GNU MOOT YEAH
POOH GAWD NONE LOU HUH COT DOLL EAT AH
AT THING PUG SCENE THE MAKE KEY THE CAN SUCK DOLL LIE, YEAH!


HOP PEA IN THE PEN DENSE THEY!!!